🂡◎ Hyperlaser ◎🂡

Disclaimer: I am unaffiliated with Boggio/Phighting, this is simply a parody account.

He/Him
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Carrd forever under construction
Hello and welcome to the Carrd!
Please note that a lot of my headcanons were created due to me not entirely knowing about the character prior to making said headcanons and may clash with canon but I'm not changing because I like em.You can find the relationships list and my other accounts in Other Stuff :)

🂡◎ Reference ◎🂡

🂱♕ Princess ♕🂱

  • Princess is not actually fat she's just extremely fluffy.

  • She likes sleeping on Hyperlaser's face while he's resting.

  • Nobody really knows what breed of cat she is.

  • She enjoys playing dress-up.

  • Princess frequently makes ventures outside of the house although Hyperlaser always knows when she does.

  • She doesn't like most Zetagrafts.

🂡◎ Headcanons ◎🂡

  • He prefers to sleep on a couch.

  • He's left-handed.

  • Has a flat affect.

  • He knows morse code.

  • He isn't necessarily broke but he isn't exactly well off.

  • He hates and fears the hospital after the incident that caused him to lose one of his horns.

  • The middle and ring finger on his right hand are entirely cybernetic and the device that allows him to use Voltaic Phase is embedded into his body.

  • He struggles to understand romantic cues whether it be towards him or others. If he sees two people making out there is a 99% chance he won't understand what's happening if it isn't spelt out to him. (He is not on the aromantic spectrum, he just never learnt the difference between romantic and platonic relationships).

  • He's gay and asexual.

  • His body is made up of primarily artificial flesh, metal and most of his original bones.

  • He can no longer take off his helmet as it is a part of him.

  • No longer a Blackrockian.

Pre 2.0 Stuff (Not applicable anymore)

  • Hyperlaser's eyes are extremely sensitive to light, and it only got worse after his injury which is why he wears his helmet. (He has amazing night vision though).

  • He has severe photophobia.

  • He's partially deaf in his left ear (The helmet helps) and isn't able to see too well out of his left eye either (It's extremely blurry but still has the light sensitivity).

  • He physically cannot drink out of a straw due to the injuries on his mouth.

  • Only one of his horns is really missing while the other is partially broken off.

  • He wears bandages underneath his clothes.

  • He does not work under Subspace, he works under the direct order of Blackrock.

ITS BEEN A YEAR WHY HAVE I NOT FINISHED IT

Do

  • Use my headcanons I don't really care if you credit or not cause they're just headcanons and it's fun seeing headcanons similar to my own or even different ones.

  • Tell me if you're uncomfortable around me (Preferably in DMs) or you can just block me I don't mind.

  • Use my designs (Just credit me for them please, if you're inspired by me I'd love to see what you've done).

  • Interact with me or RP with me, I'm very awkward and I don't tend to be the one to ask first, but I'd be very happy to RP or interact with you.

  • Dub my stuff I don't mind, just credit as always. (It'd be an honour for it to happen to me if it ever did).

  • DM me, I like getting DMs just don't be weird.

Don't

  • Be weird. Yes you can say that you wanna hug or kiss Hyperlaser but please nothing more than that. With the latter if I don’t know you well at the very least don’t say it in excess. I’m fine with friends doing it but that’s cause I know them. (With the Defectors the latter is a no go unless we’re friends).

  • Get on my ass about the fact that a couple of my headcanons are straight up not canon, I didn't read the Phighting wiki (I read the Fandom one but it has a lot less information) before making a lot of them and to be honest I like them and just don't wanna change a bunch of stuff that I already worked on.

  • Send me NSFW or gore, just don't. I don't like NSFW and sending people gore isn't okay.

  • Steal my designs, you can use them and I'd love to see them be drawn but please just credit me.

  • Repost my art without credit/permission (Retweeting/Quote tweeting is perfectly fine).

  • Trace my art or alter it in any way without my permission. It's my art I work hard on it and don't want it being stolen. If you see someone reposting without my permission please tell me in DMs.

🂡◎ Other Stuff ◎🂡

This is mostly here to keep the main screen not too cluttered/overwhelming cause I know there's a lot of buttons on it already. Also it's cause I didn't like seeing my main screen with so many buttons, it looked gross.
Dos and Don’ts apply to both parody accounts.

🂡◎ Relations ◎🂡

Feel free to ask to be on the relationships list :)
Alternatively if you no longer wish to be on the list feel free to ask to be removed

  • VineStaff (@bladedandjaded): Somewhat friendly and on good terms with. (The account rebranded to Tutu.)

  • Katana (@K4t5ana): Very close "friends". His boyfriend.

  • Boombox (@Boomboxvro): The two have a mixed relationship with one another although it is primarily positive. Hyperlaser is not entirely sure if they're friends. Hyperlaser is still upset at the fact Boombox outed him as gay. He cares for him a great amount and sees him as his kid.

  • Subspace (@GLORY2BLACKROCK): Partially neutral but also very irritated at him for the most part.

  • Asterkit (@asterkitt): For the most part Hyperlaser is concerned for the newcomer and is doing his best to help him. He's worried if telling Asterkit about what Blackrock's been doing was the right choice.

  • Broker (@_EYESPY): Hyperlaser despises him and finds him exceedingly irritating for the most part, however the two can on occasion have a civil conversation when Broker is not calling him a fruitcake or bald.

  • Subzero (@TheSevenWinters): Hyperlaser is confused for the most part regarding him, however their relationship is primarily neutral.

  • Misery (hyoermisery): Their relationship for the most part is neutral, although Hyperlaser finds it irritating when Misery constantly goes to him to snitch on his coworker. Hyperlaser is quite concerned for his wellbeing.

  • Raze_Venge (Razevenge): Hyperlaser is confused by Raze and although they irritate him he sees them in a neutral light and does not possess any strong feelings towards them.

  • Watcher Ari (W4tcher_eyes): He is confused by them and wants to understand more regarding them, especially what threat they may pose. He finds it quite fortunate that he is not on their radar and finds him “Boring”.

  • Princess (phightprincess): Princess is his cat, he cares very deeply for her and would kill anyone who would threaten to harm her.

  • Subspace (Subspace_xx): He finds Subspace annoying sometimes however does care about him and his well being. He would consider them friends.

  • Betagraft #326 (BETAGRAFTT): Gets irritated with them quite a bit but cares for them a lot. Sees them as his kid.

  • Falcon (P_Defectors): He is a regular of Falcon's shop and has a decent relationship with Falcon although wouldn't consider himself friends with him.

  • Detonator (P_Defectors): He is fully aware of their hatred for him although is aware and that they won't actually kill him.

  • C (P_Defectors): He finds her strange and partially dislikes her.

  • ??? (UnboundMiasma): Is extremely cautious around him. Only ever trusted him so he can get help in escaping Blackrock.